Orang yang fasih berbahasa Inggeris tidak semestinya pandai dari segi penulisan. Contoh ayat di bawah ialah kata-kata dari Ah Lek yang sebenarnya orang Inggeris sendiri tak tahu nak buat dari 1 hingga ke 10 dan 10 hingga ke 1 pula :
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
10 Q
ehehehehe...bijak gak dak ah lek nih...
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