Q: What is the similarity between menand rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar
to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month
lasts about 5- days and if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big
trouble.
Q: What's the difference between
biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or
mom, then it is biology. When the
baby looks like the neighbor, then it
is sociology.
Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry
cleaning.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak &
exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a
day as
I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3
males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a
movie. In the dark, a mosquito
enters the girl's skirt. Guess where
it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the
river to take a bath. Tarzan
removed his clothes. All the animals
laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is
in front"
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